I'm going to punch someone in the face...

So, I got a call from a restricted phone number today. I picked up (I know, bad move), and was greeted by a recording from an outfit called Family Radio.
They're a listener funded radio station, like NPR or WFMU, only CRAZY!

The voice on the other end informed me that the Rapture will happen in October of 2011 and all those left behind will face God's fiery wrath. The voice then encouraged me to listen so I can prepare to let my soul be saved.


OK, first off, the Rapture ISN'T IN THE BIBLE!

Secondly, according to the book they thump, Jesus himself says no one save God the Father knows the date of the end times.
So, what the hell are these whackos babbling about?!

Now, I want to know who signed me up for that shit, 'cause I'm on that nifty do not call list.
Anyone? Anyone?

Ugh!