Monday, July 21, 2008

Escape From Little Sea World

John Carpenter and Kurt Russel really need to get back together and make a movie again. Those guys have a 3 out of 4 record, so I trust them enough with a fifth movie.

In fact, I'll even throw them a bone for a plot...

It's the far flung future of 1998. Snake Plisken and his deadbeat Uncle Jack Burton get together for a tailgate party at the burnt-out Newark Bears stadium. Somewhere along the way, they find out Lo Pan and Brain are looking for the "Fripper with green eyes" and all hell breaks loose.

We'll call it Escape From Little Sea World.

Sounds awesome, right?